What would Jesus Do!

I got a pink "Answer Me Jesus" crazy eight ball statue for Christmas.

The box reads,

The Lord works in mysterious ways and now he will speak to you through this inspired plastic likeness. Hip and holy it possess the power to amuse and offend. Never again will you wonder WHAT WOULD JESUS DO when you hold the answer in the palm of your hand. Fun and funny, this Answer Me Jesus is a blessed way to declare your faith or add a touch of holiness to any decor. Not intended for use by the closed minded.

http://www.answermejesus.com/index.asp

Since I'm no Gonzo journalist I thought it would be fun to get his take on topics about the 2006 election.

Q: Do you think Harper would make a good Prime Minister?

A: Believe

Q: Do you think Martin will pay for his sins and those of his party?

A: No Chance in Hell

Well that's all for today. Come back tomorrow for more Answer me Jesus.